Here is our ongoing segment known as It's Easy (but probably not probable) Being Green. Which is ripped from a Kermit the Frog song. Again I am not the green energy consulted that also goes by the name Kevin Doyle, I'm just the guy who gets his emails.Mr. President
As a result of your rejection of last weeks plan to invade both Canada and Mexico on the grounds that stealing their oil and then using their homelands as vacation spots does not constitute itself as Green Energy we have come up with a new plan that involves no military involvement what so ever. Sailing cars.
It is quite simple really, we take cars and make them work like sailboats on land. Easy concept.
The advantages of a sailing car would be enormous, especially in very windy cities. It would also be a boon to the ailing sail market as well as spur a whole new generation of sailors which is something we need in order to take back The America's Cup. Damn Swiss and their landlocked country.....
And unlike ideas such as ethanol cars, hybrids and nuclear powered vehicles anyone with a regular car can retrofit it to work as a sail powered vehicle at a small price that we think the government should finance.
There are of course downsides,
- Useless in areas of the country that get very little wind (we are currently developing a technique that incorporates oars for no-wind situations)
- Unable to outrun tornadoes
- Requires roads a mile wide to allow for tacking in head wind conditions
- Silly sailor outfits would proliferate
- Engine vs Sail style Road Rage.
No sir I'm not an expert.
What am I? I'm just a guy who gets mistaken as a green energy expert and subsequently gets a lot of emails with invites to Green Energy conferences.
Of course I'm not qualified to speak .
Don't blame me! You are the one who let me in here!
Wait, hold on! Hey get your god damn hands of of me!
:Scuffling noises:
Mr, President! Mr. President! Rahm!!!!!
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