If you are looking for some weird defense of the planet Jupiter then I am afraid you have misspelled the great giant's name.
As for Jupiler, the beer of Belgium, I have been prompted to come to it's defense because of some heat I took after I posted my Top Five Belgian Beers. People were appalled that I would even think of placing such a mediocre to cheap beet on my list.
Well Jupiler holds a special place in my heart, besides having a great name when pronounced by native Belgian's, it is also obviously the BudLight/CoorsLight/MillerLite/PBR/Keystone/Natty/Busch of Belgium. It was in fact presented to me in that fashion while taking a train from Leuven to Bruges. I was presented my first Jupiler by a group of college students, at 10 AM, on a train, from a backpack. It wasn't Stella, or Duvel or a Trapist it was the crap beer of Belgium.
Now in making my list I kind of compared my Belgian favorites with my domestics in a way:
Stella = Miller High Life a top of the line mass produced American Beer (Doesn't mean its high quality)
Lambic = A hard cider of some kind
Maes = Another shit beer PBR in my mind because PBR on tap has this weird flavor on tap just like Maes does (hence why people think throw up)
Delirium Tremens = A Harpoon or Sam Adams, just higher quality of beer
Hence why Jupiler is the Bud Light (I don't like Bud Light or really any shit beer besides PBR but if Jupiler was brought to America it would become my can/party beer of choice.
It was a sentimental pick and nothing more.
Photo provided by Katy.