Today's Hefty Helping of Little Grumblings

As always, the ones that weren't witty, are the ones I didn't write.

• My faith in Northeastern may be restored now that I have been placed into AWD.
• Why is Vampire Weekend playing in my Skål mix? Dont get me wrong I enjoy them greatly but they aren't Scandanavian, I want Jens god damn it!
• My Facebook status message is to be read as if being said by Major Winters from Band of Brothers. Consider yourself educated.
• Torrent accounts have been parked! Zero hour looms ever closer.

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