Today's Hefty Helping of Little Grumblings

As always, the ones that weren't witty, are the ones I didn't write.

• #blogupdate :: What I Am Reading: The Hollow Hope tinyurl.com/b9cyk7
• I am at Esspresso Royale for internet right now because Verizon decided it would be cool to stop providing me with DSL yesterday.
• Because Verizon can not fix my internet until after I am out of the country, they have decided to send me a personal slave. Thanks.

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