Today's Hefty Helping of Little Grumblings

As always, the ones that weren't witty, are the ones I didn't write.

• You know what felt nice? Not being accosted by a mob of Egyptians the second I set foot on the curb.
• To whoever left a Heineken light in my fridge, it has since been drank.
• Completely oblivious that today was St. Patricks day, that is until I got off at Park Street.
• And yes Kevin Patrick Doyle wore no green whatsoever today.
• I have now been awake for 24 hours.
• That's funny there is a frozen $100 bill in my freezer, I wonder who did that......coughdanielcough.
• Donkey ride!
• And with that our donkeys are waiting outside a good 20 minutes early. I should not have shaved last night.
• Aparently I have been using leave in conditioner as hand soap for the past 2 weeks. Expensive leave in conditioner according to Katy.
• Final Verdict: Donkeys are more like Eeyore than they are like Eddie Murphy from Shrek.
• Though Eddie Murphy in real life is more of an ass than both of them combined. Zing!

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