Today's Hefty Helping of Little Grumblings

As always, the ones that weren't witty, are the ones I didn't write.

• I love how my boss assumes I can be in two places at once come next Friday and Saturday. I need to change that assumption.
• Egyptians have the oldest crapiest phones one can imagine yet they somehow think that it doubles as a boombox and ringtones as actual songs.
• Just witnessed an Egyptian taxi driver staredown. It was a scarring experience.
• 4 Egyptians, 1 motorcycle. Such is Egypt.
• The duffle bag I bought at the souk today is made by a company called "Timberlaod" not to be confused with the actual company "Timberland".
• What I will miss most about Egypt will be the ability to nap, which is illegal in the US.
• A novella has the strange effect of making you feel like u have accomplished something real in a short time. I need 2 read them more often.
• When Hoopoes attack!! Wikipedia for some context.
• High winds tomorrow, good thing I work in the desert. :-/
• I love how here in Egypt a nap is an integral part to everyones day. This being said after a 2 hour nap.
• Aparently I need to turn my backyard into a minefield to keep intruders out. And here I thought an attack kitten would have been sufficient.

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