Maduekwe still visible shaken after his meeting with Secretary ClintonThanks to the blog Madam Secretary I know (whether I should or should not) exactly what Hillary Clinton is doing at all times. Moments ago she was in a meeting with Ojo Maduekwe, minister of foreign affairs of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. As it happens I was in that same room and here is what transcribed.
Hillary Clinton: Your honor it is a pleasure to finally meet you, you do not know how long I have waited to meet you.
Ojo Maduekwe: (slightly confused) The honor is mine madam, we the people of Nigeria are ecstatic, great word I just learned madam, that you would take an intrest in the oil wars we have been having in the Delta.
HC: Actually your honor this is a matter of personal business, not state business. (instructs everyone to leave the room)
OM: (now terrified, starts looking around the room for the assasin) Madam your husband never had sex with her I.....
HC: (Cutting in) It's about a man from your country named Prince Abdul Mukar who made my campaign a promise that in return for a small fee of $11 million that he needed to properly move his family into exile he would return me a sum of 10x that amount before the end of the US primary season. We have yet to recieve that payment.
OM: (really confused now) Um.....what?
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